Saying of the Day!!

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

Saying of the Day!!

Dear "ppl hoo tawk lyk dis", We are coming for you. Sincerely, The Grammar Nazis.

Saying of the day!!

"A lot of double standards in Los Angeles. Like if a girl goes out, sleeps with a bunch of dudes, she's considered a slut. But if a guy does it, he's considered a homosexual. That's messed up."

(I just thought some people would laugh at that. I did!)

Saying of the Day!!

"Avoid roasted cabbage, Don't eat earwax, and always look on the bright side of life!"

--Angela

The Inheritance Cycle

Saying of the day

I'm sure you've all heard the expression "Walk a mile in someone else's shoes" I like that, 'cause then you're a mile away from the guy/girl you're pissed off at, and you have their shoes too! :D